Diplomatic SWAT Team Sent to Rescue Rumsfeld
Breaking News... Washington D.C. Hot on the heels of former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld's brush with French authorities, the US State Department is launching a bold new diplomatic rescue effort.
The diplomatic SWAT team is the brainchild of Karen Hughes who resigned her position as the head of the State Department's Public Diplomacy Operation, so that she may head up the rescue effort herself.
"This is what we've been training for for years." Hugh's said to reporters "U.S. Officials, whether active or retired are not subject to international law, and my team has the expertise for these types of situations."
While the details of the diplomatic SWAT team are officially top secret. It is believed that it consists of twelve State Department diplomats, whom have received training in everything from Ninja pen throwing to hyper-doublespeak. It is known that over forty candidates were sent to the Western Hemisphere Institute for Security Cooperation for training between 2005 and 2006, two of whom were injured in when their armored briefcases failed to stop incoming bullets.
The SWAT team has it's work cut out for them though as nobody is quite sure of Rumsfeld's current location. It's believed that he maybe hiding in an underground bunker in Berlin, but that report is still unverified.
When asked how the SWAT team would respond if Rumsfeld is taken into custody by French or other European authorities, Hughes simply replied. "That is not an option." then pulled her Ninja mask over her head and disappeared into a cloud of smoke.
The diplomatic SWAT team is the brainchild of Karen Hughes who resigned her position as the head of the State Department's Public Diplomacy Operation, so that she may head up the rescue effort herself.
"This is what we've been training for for years." Hugh's said to reporters "U.S. Officials, whether active or retired are not subject to international law, and my team has the expertise for these types of situations."
While the details of the diplomatic SWAT team are officially top secret. It is believed that it consists of twelve State Department diplomats, whom have received training in everything from Ninja pen throwing to hyper-doublespeak. It is known that over forty candidates were sent to the Western Hemisphere Institute for Security Cooperation for training between 2005 and 2006, two of whom were injured in when their armored briefcases failed to stop incoming bullets.
The SWAT team has it's work cut out for them though as nobody is quite sure of Rumsfeld's current location. It's believed that he maybe hiding in an underground bunker in Berlin, but that report is still unverified.
When asked how the SWAT team would respond if Rumsfeld is taken into custody by French or other European authorities, Hughes simply replied. "That is not an option." then pulled her Ninja mask over her head and disappeared into a cloud of smoke.
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