Ed and Elaine Brown Cowtow To Authorities
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Fairfield, New Hampshire - October 4, 2007
Ed and Elaine Brown, the convicted tax dodgers surrendered peacefully to authorities tonight, after U.S. Marshalls made them an offer they couldn't refuse. Acting on information provided by Daniel Riley after his arrest last week, authorities realized that they had an irresistible lure for the Browns.
The Browns were holed up in their New Hampshire home with several months supply of breakfast cereals, chocolate chip cookies, peanut butter and jelly, and an assortment of cake and brownie mixes. However, without the support of Riley and three other friends of the Browns they had no supply of fresh milk.
U.S. Marshall Stephen Monier decided to put away his guns and instead set up a picnic table with a cooler packed with ice cold, organic milk. He and the other Marshalls sat around talking and drinking, while pointing at each other's milk mustaches and laughing.
After about ten minutes, the Browns called down that they would surrender if each of them could first have a 12 ounce glass of milk. Monier agreed and the Browns were peacefully taken into custody.
John McNally, contributing writer
Fairfield, New Hampshire - October 4, 2007
Ed and Elaine Brown, the convicted tax dodgers surrendered peacefully to authorities tonight, after U.S. Marshalls made them an offer they couldn't refuse. Acting on information provided by Daniel Riley after his arrest last week, authorities realized that they had an irresistible lure for the Browns.
The Browns were holed up in their New Hampshire home with several months supply of breakfast cereals, chocolate chip cookies, peanut butter and jelly, and an assortment of cake and brownie mixes. However, without the support of Riley and three other friends of the Browns they had no supply of fresh milk.
U.S. Marshall Stephen Monier decided to put away his guns and instead set up a picnic table with a cooler packed with ice cold, organic milk. He and the other Marshalls sat around talking and drinking, while pointing at each other's milk mustaches and laughing.
After about ten minutes, the Browns called down that they would surrender if each of them could first have a 12 ounce glass of milk. Monier agreed and the Browns were peacefully taken into custody.
John McNally, contributing writer
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