Kim Jong Suspends Nuclear Missile Program For Role In New Bond Flick

Pyongyang North Korea - In a diplomatic victory for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and the Obama Administration, North Korean President Kim Jong II has agreed to suspend his nuclear missile program in exchange for a starring role in the upcoming James Bond film "From Pyongyang With Love."

The deal was put together very quickly in the wake of North Korea's most recent missile test. Diplomatic tensions were high on all sides, and it's rumored that Secretary of State Clinton floated the idea herself through unofficial channels. Once word reached Kim Jong II, he jumped on it. The official agreement will not be announced until the movie contract is signed, but insiders from both Hollywood and Washington say that it will happen in the next day or two.

Michael G. Wilson, producer of the upcoming Bond movie gave the world a hint of the movie's plot and the role that Kim Jong II would play. "He will be playing himself as the leader of North Korea, in a near future scenario where agents from SPECTRE have gotten computer control of North Korea's nuclear arsenal and plan to use it to start World War III. Kim Jong II, after an initial hostile encounter with Bond (played by Daniel Craig) will then team up with 007 to secure the weapons and defeat SPECTRE. He also revealed that Anne Hathaway would star in the movie as a double agent whom falls in love with Kim Jong II.   Wilson however, would not comment on rumors that the leader of SPECTRE, the infamous Persian cat petting Ernst Stavro Blofield will be played by none other than Dick Cheney.