Entrepreneur Converts Huge Stock Market Decline into Ski Slopes

January 23, 2008, Las Vegas Nevada As the Dow Jones Industrial Average continues to plummet towards new yearly lows, savvy Venture Capitalists are reaching out for a new source of revenue - the skier.

"I was looking at the Dow Jones charts for the last three months and realized that it resembled an excellent ski slope." Thomas Applebee the CEO of the new Ski Dow Inc. (NASDAQ:SLIDE) a Las Vegas based company that reproduces the Dow Jones, NASDAQ, and AMEX charts as three dimensional ski slopes by using artificially generated snow.

Applebee and his fellow investors have been dubbed the "Snow Bears" because their scheme is dependent on the continual decline of the Stock Market. "People tell us that the market won't go down forever, " Applebee said, "but right now it's in a long term slide with only occasional bumps to give the skiers a thrill."

When asked about future plans for Ski Dow, Applebee wasn't very specific. "We're still researching other potential slopes. We had hoped to introduce the US Dollar slope next year, but so far the slope is far too steep for anyone to ski it.